Have You Ever...
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Have you ever needed to get out of the office really quickly on account of the monstrous bubble that had been forming in your stomach all morning, now deciding that it wants to sing you a song such as the chorus of Guns N Roses' Welcome To The Jungle only to start right before you make it out the door in the open hallway that makes any sound resonate like you're listening to a concert at the philharmonic and then go mute after you make it across the doorway?
Meeeeeee either.
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8 comments:
We call that percolating.
Awww...do you have the bubble guts, JC?
Did you poop your pants?
Nope. Not me.
But my boss plays the Blackeyed Peas - 'Boom Boom Pow'...all the time, walking past my office.
I work in a lab with fume hoods. The sound is enough to drown any sort of gut-harmonics out. Plus, with the constant overturn of air in the labs, I can just let it go discreetly and it doesn't hang in the air too long.
My mom does all the time. And she has a patented, copyrighted run that is known (and feared) in our family.
Barb Vila's shitty run.
One too many of those McRussian #1's, methinks
YTD - just glad not any foam came.
HRB - it was quite the rumble in the bronx.
holley - no. that's immature.
OWO - good poot song.
mjenks - so what you're saying is that i need a job in a lab...with the hood things....
sally - is that any relation to the shitty walk?
girl - i'm liking you more and more...
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