Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Would It Be So Wrong?

I had the best cheeseburger last night.  Lettuce, onion, mayo, and of course... cheese.  It was like a piece of juicy heaven if heaven is in fact juicy.  It made me think if there was anything at that moment that could be better than that burger.  Even if a willing Scarlett J was on one side of me and that cheeseburger on the other... I would still be forced to do the whole hand weighing business.

Scarlett J...... Juicy heaven.

Scarlett Jaaaaay........... Juicy heaven.

Now of course in the end I would pick Scarlett J.  My priorities are still sound and red blooded American.  But would it be so wrong to take a willing Scarlett while having some juicy heaven in my mouth?  Two birds... one stone.

I'm a great multi-tasker.

16 comments:

Rita said...

"...some juicy heaven in my mouth..." should we be worried about you?

Jules said...

You wrote a post about a cheeseburger and Scarlett J? Wow.


Now go vote for me.

JenJen said...

I guess it depends on the juicy heaven.
Ahem.



K. I have hit a new low.
My apologies to the following commenters in advance.

j-face said...

Rita - yes. Very much.

Jules - is that a tone I'm sensing?

j-face said...

J2 - i thought your Ahem was Amen. almost 1000 extra points for you.

Secretia said...

Do the juicy heaven thing with Scarlett, then you can have 2 burgers.

Steam Me Up, Kid said...

Um...technically? That's not killing two birds with one stone. Thats doing two things simultaneously. It's killing two birds with two stones with one throw.

I'll wait for your update.

j-face said...

secretia - you're my coach

steamy - i miss you.

otherworldlyone said...

"Juicy heaven in my mouth."

Heh. That's my saying.

the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

If I can't have sex with gorgeous, large-breasted blonde bombshells AND eat a delicious cheeseburger, then this is no world for me...

kate said...

There was this bar here that used to make a Juicy Lucy burger - it's like a cheeseburger with more cheese INSDIE of the burger. Incredible. They recently stopped making it, I think, because it makes everything else in life seem a little disappointing after having it...

LiLu said...

And now I want a cheeseburger.

THANKS.

heather said...

I think if I were you, I'd be more worried about what Scarlett thought of my onion burger breath than whether or not to have her or the burger.

Unknown Mami said...

You are treading into George Costanza territory. Next you will want Scarlett J., juicy heaven, all while watching TV.

j-face said...

OWO - say it in a real life sentence and it's yours.

mjenks - exactly brother.

kate - i saw that on Diners Drive Ins and Dives. I wanted a Juicy Lucy. but was yours the original?

lilu - no no... sex AND a cheeseburger. go make B happy.

heather - if scarlett j is next to me, then it's a place where onion breath doesn't exist. and i'm gorgeous. stop ruining my fantasy.

mami - oh george... such the multi-tasker.

Cindy said...

What if Scarlett J. was MADE of juicy meat and cheese... huh huh? What about THAT? Now there's a treat.